I dunno why, but whenever I see a story about Brian Austin Green and Meghan Fox I’m stunned anew that they’re still together.  

Of course he stole it.  Props to Lorde.

“I’m pretty sure I’m meant to be a British woman,” said Devonna, self-deprecatingly. 

The only thing worse than celebrities bragging about all the sex they are having, is celebrities bragging about all the sex they are not having.

When Warren Zevon was dying from cancer he wrote and recorded a song “Keep Me In Your Heart”. Zevon was known for being a clever lyricist and had a lot of amusing songs, but this one was straightforward and written for his family. Ever since my mother died I cannot listen to this song without tearing up. Pretty much…

It’s kind of cheating because it really isn’t a “line” but the last part of Black by Pearl Jam is just gutting:

Love how you added the hate crime bit in regards to Marky Mark.  Never forget!

Lifestyle/ fitness endorsements. So Virginia Slims ads in Woman’s World? 

What about miniature horses?

You should make a club.

I think this is fine but I don’t get the cultural obsession with being the first person on the plane. Why would I want to sit in the cramped, germ filled, smelly metal box for any longer than necessary?

I refuse to fly American until they let me bring my service animal with me. My pet crocodile even has his own red service jacket and everything.

This seems like a good idea.

It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

I find it hilarious when people look forward to wedding night fucking! Sex after a super long day hosting is almost guaranteed to be subpar. If it’s also your first time fucking each other it just increases the likelihood that the sex will probably not be fantastic. 

Bad sex is a thing! Many, many years ago when I was an Evangelical Christian - I thought sex would develop naturally after marriage. That we would grow together in that regard. Well, something developed- now I am an ex Christian with an ex husband.

Six days. Six. I’m a gay dude and even I know that’s not a good sign.

Totally agree, and I’ll just add that I’m glad I’m someone who never wants to give birth, so I will never have to deal with any of this stuff.

this radical work of healing the deepest wounds on this earth

I get mistrust of the US health care system. I really do. But it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women. Forgive the expression, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.