Oh, damn! I’d be bitter, too!

I’m single AF and have zero urge to get married, but damn it if I ever do I’m marrying a rich man so I can have a fucking Ferris Wheel at my wedding. 

That Core/Becky G/Dr Luke story is bananas. I don’t know who she is but I hope she gets her money. And I’m not drinking Core ever again knowing Dr Luke is part owner. 

A Ferris Wheel is the only reason I’d go to a wedding at this point. 

THANK YOU. Portlander here, and I didn’t even read the original article because Stanich’s is not the best burger in the country. It’s middling at best. smh

Thank you for the info! That sounds incredible. I am turning 40 next year ... Wonder who I can convince to come with me?

Galapagos trip sounds amazing. Did you go with a tour group?

I had a car for about 2 years b/c I bought it with an ex and he used to help me out with repairs. After we broke up it became way too much of a money suck. Honestly, I still took the bus to work even when I had the damn thing because I’d rather sit on the bus in traffic than sit in the car in traffic dealing with…

I also stopped driving due to road rage. And due to the fact that I can’t afford a car. Seriously, car ownership is expensive! Luckily I live in a city with decent public transportation.

Quit drinking in January. Can confirm. (Still comment on the Internet, though.)

Nice. I’ve been doing lots of walking too and got back into the gym the last couple months. I’m down about 25 pounds. I feel like I have a lot more energy now. I really hope the studies coming out about the health benefits prove to be right, but I’ll continue with it regardless just based on my results alone. 

I’m doing IF, too. Love it! Been losing weight and I feel good.

Hey, congrats on sobriety! I quit in January myself. The social thing can be tough, for sure. I’m a pretty big introvert, so spending a lot of time at home isn’t a big deal for me, but I do have a social itch I need scratched sometimes. When I feel the need to go out, I go out to coffee shops or tea shops and…

I’m seeing Mandy sometime next week and I’m super stoked for it!

I’m glad you posted an update! So happy to hear you’re in a better place. Hugs!

Well played, my friend. Well fucking played. 

I’m a bit embarrassed to say that I never owned a vibrator until my friends bought me one about a year ago. (Yes, I have awesome friends!) It definitely came with me on vacation, lol.

Aww, Snake Person you’re so sweet! Thank you. I love you and I’ve missed you, too!

Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever taken yourself away for the weekend to the coast and just did whatever the fuck you wanted for 72 hours? That’s what I’m doing, and it’s lovely! Slept in today, went for a walk on the beach, ate ice cream and pizza for dinner, then walked along the beach some more.…

I don’t care enough to google, but I was listening to a WTF Pod interview the other day where they specifically mentioned Jonah Hill’s tattoos so I’m going with yes.