Yeah, I feel bad for my mom. She’s in her 70s, and my dad died 12 years ago, then her best friend, and a few other friends. She talks about how hard it is to make friends now even though she’s lived in the same town for 30+ years. Luckily she’s moving farther South to live with my brother, and she gets along with his…

+1 for “furmissile”

Not gonna lie. I might.

That’s fucked up.

Man, I used to dumpster dive so much back in the day. Scored a huge garbage bag full of perfectly fine Trader Joe’s cheese that way.

I went to big protest in Sacramento in the aughts. I do not have a good association with Sacramento. Police helicopters flying overhead ... running from the police ... it was very stressful.

15 whole minutes? Probably more like 15 seconds.

Thank you for your service.

I rented a car in Cancun from Hertz a few years ago, and they really tried to push the extra insurance. I actually wanted the insurance since I was going to be driving, but my (ex)boyfriend, who couldn’t drive since he has a suspended license, just flat out refused. He said if something happened he’d pay for it on…

Oh, I would still watch him perform (if someone else paid for the tickets).

Carrot Top has been going downhill for a long time. I think he might still play in Vegas? I listened to a WTF Podcast with him a few years ago. It was a good one.

Encino Man.

Joop Cousteau? Is he related to Joosh Futturman?

I’ve considered the possiblity, but I don’t feel sad or depressed. I think it has to do more with the fact that I was drinking pretty heavily. Since I’ve quit I’ve gone for some long walks to get out of the house after work.

Fage all day.

Congrats on your sobriety! (I’m assuming.)

I mean, I do this everyday, and it was nice for a while, but I’ve found that getting into this habit makes it too easy for me to just let myself go completely. Staying in PJs all day long is nice and all, but then I find myself forgetting to shower, put on deodorant or brush my teeth. A couple weeks ago I realized I…

Same. I’m pretty damn introverted and have been working from home for a year and half. I thought I would love it, and for the most part I do, but I found myself going to the bar every day after work for social interaction (and, well, beer). Even if I didn’t talk to many people, just being in public was a nice change…

Right? He was ... walking towards the pileup.

Seriously. One dude dodged a couple cars and a semi. Stay in your car, man!