Yes, and we’re fucked.

I made banana bread for the first time this week & it turned out pretty good! Pretty proud of myself for that one.

That sucks! Sorry. Can you get them replaced?

My cat has the entire house & backyard to herself yet when it’s time to lick her ass she likes to position herself on the top of the couch right next to my head. Cats are assholes.

Did the sweater fit?! I take Ambien sometimes but thankfully I’ve never ordered stuff online (or worse) on it.

ILY

Damn, Furry. That is a rough day. I’m sorry! At least you have pork belly?

That’s a Tuesday night for me, Furry.

Sooo impractical! How does she wipe her ass with nails that long? And what about sexy time? If I was a guy I would not want nails like that anywhere around my junk.

What the hell is up with Khloe’s talons? I’ll never understand why some women want fingernails that long.

I need that blue eyeliner in my life.

I love Mindy. That is all.

As far as pop albums go, my vote goes to Kesha’s latest album.

I love Portugal. The Man and “Feel It Still” but agree it’s been overplayed.

IT’S A DIFFERENT STACHE!

I don’t think you can walk around with a mustache like that and not be a misogynistic douchecanoe.

Jesus.

Dammit! I’ve been watching the first season & I’m totally digging it. Looking forward to the 2nd season and bummed there won’t be a 3rd.

I read “plucking” as a different word and was concerned for a moment.

I’m off the sauce, but weed and shrooms have been a huge help for me the last month or so. I have a couple hits of LSD but I’m saving them for a special occasion since I don’t have regular access to it.