This season of Shameless is only going through December? That’s not enough! Guess I’ll just cancel my subscription after that until next year.

“You may have also discovered sex and drugs, both of which are easier to come by when you have money.”

Trent would win all the awards... In my bedroom.

I’m actually stoked that Beck put out another “fun” album like Colors. Morning Phase is good but his slower albums are a bit too sad for my taste.

Are there new ska bands?

Fucking love !!! They are super fun live.

My dad was the same way & I agree 100%

“intergalactic gargle blaster” is my signature sex move!

Yeah, that gave me pause as well.

God, I hope so.

Can I have some?

I read “defamation” as “defecation.” I think I need more coffee.

Yinz are on fire today with your lyrical headlines.

I need an update on this smoothy situation, stat.

Dude. You can literally do all of that with ham. Is that the joke?

“When I consider cannibalism (we’ve all considered it, don’t pretend), I imagine that human flesh would have about the same consistency, smell and flavor of a honeybaked ham.”

*insert Robin crying, drinking a bottle of vodka under her desk gif*

“So you don’t even know me...”

Your mom

All the stars for you!