Of course an asshole like you has to show up and be dickish about parents losing their child.

lolololol congrats on being the dumbest person in the comments, ya fucking bridge dweller.

i knew it would only take minutes for one of you assholes to emerge.

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

“OK, pro-Hitler.” I’m in love.

please marry me, pft commenter.

Ooooooo maybe the first DLC will take us to Seattle and we can visit KACL!

I remember Shazaming a song at the gym that sounded like third-rate Weezer, only to find that it was was actual Weezer.

That’s “Nice Guys™.”

I just got finished typing that :)

I would laugh if I saw a bunch of Jeff Goldblum’s running around everywhere shooting people up.

True story, Mark: my boyfriend won me over because he sent me a video of him playing the Jurassic Park theme on the melodica. #reallove

Also, if I got a squirter on my first try, I think that would be the best confidence boost ever

I didn’t realize this was still a thing. I’m game to munch box assuming no hygiene issues. Also, if I got a squirter on my first try, I think that would be the best confidence boost ever.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

I think it’s a bit silly to call Alison Stevenson a hero, but your point is well made. She at least pushed through years of cultural expectations before declaring herself done, but this guy giving up after one try? Yeahno. (Don’t) Fuck that guy.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

I had a bad burger from Fuddruckers one time.