My aunt proposed to my uncle on the beach, back in the 80s when that was a bit scandalous :)

No Macross for you.

I get my nun fix from Call the Midwife. Love me some Sister Monica Joan.

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Being poor does wonders in this regard.

Next step towards world Shond-ination is opening a real-life Shondaland.

Is it out of his pants or is his hand down his pants? If I don’t have to look at it I might consider still making eye contact for a little bit.

“Sometimes new learns push out the old stuff.”

I always enjoyed using Theater Mode in campaigns to go far up ahead and watch/listen to what the grunts (and other Covenant) were doing well before I got there.

Moving to a new city where you know nobody in your late 20s is hard. There needs to be a singles bar scene for people are aren’t looking to fuck, just somebody to go to the movies with. Crossfit does not count.

This is all good advice, but I’m still going to keep avoiding eye contact with that masturbating guy on the bus.

•Eventually give up on humans because people are shit, and fuck it, we're all gonna die alone anyway

A) This is hilarious

Well, the Clintons are frequently accused of murdering Vince Foster, OJ was accused of murdering Nicole, and the Pats are hyperbolically accused of murdering fair play.

What was the mane reason?

And Seabiscuit sucked.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

I have Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome—-no matter what I do, my sleep cycle will always drift out of phase, making it a nightmare when I try to work any kind of “decent job” requiring morning hours. I’ll sleep three or four hours a night on weekdays and then sleep 15 hours on Friday night.

Now picture him as Grif from RvB.

Indianapolis ran a trick play that didn’t trick anyone