I used to be Boehnerkiller. And after that ShroudofBoehner.

I’m right there with you. I keep swearing I’m going to quit, like I quit drinking about a decade ago, and then I come back with a new burner about a week later.

The shooter’s new name is Sweaty Human Toilet.

But who drew it, then? [chilling music flares in background]

Even in the books the story really ran off the rails when they let Greg Bear take over. The whole “de-evolution” thing just doesn’t make any damned sense.

Eh. There are people who are so much more worthy of us sitting in contemptuous judgement of them: Climate change deniers, 9/11 truthers, swift boaters, Dick Cheney, all the Republican presidential candidates, etc. etc.

“Just remember, when you say ‘bitch’ drop the T/ Because ‘Bich’ is Latin for ‘generosity’.”

I’d like the guy who was holding my beer for me to make sure my next of kin get some kind of royalties off the video that details my glorious, albeit final, moments.

That’s the only proper way to consume human flesh. At least a few buttons undone at the top.

Freaky mecha-baby still more realistic than the plot of the movie.

Does this mean there won’t be a sequel?

I always thought it was pronounced Taiga. Like the landform.

I thought it was an acronym for “Thank You God, Always.”

My dad screamed that I was a “parasite” when I asked him a specific question about a present for my upcoming birthday.

I haven’t been able to play it yet, but I’ve been wondering about that, too. Why there’s no real single player story. Maybe it has something to do with the new movie coming out, and that narrating too much would have been seen as stepping on their toes, or simply too hard to fit into the new continuity.

I bet Ben Carson comes from the generation of doctors who say “zantimeters” instead of “centimeters.”

And a lake of his own pee.

One morning they had a mother and daughter. Mom had just lost her job, and they were homeless, daughter was trying to finish high school. I was not right for the rest of the day.

Same here. I had literally never heard of them before.

Go back to huffing paint, you miserable waste of life.