Here’s hoping Rousey comes back from this. The still images I saw from the fight are fucking brutal.

This is the most depressing dirt bag ever.

I’d like to see someone ask him this question: What bad shit are you going to do to your wife/ kids when you fail to be elected? Because we all know it’s coming, right?

Someone’s gonna get tenured over this.

Yeah. Came here just to type that. Now I feel ashamed.

“Elmer”?

Usually the same way it got in.

Is it just me, or is Commander Shepard reading from Pale Blue Dot?

Holy crap these are so perfect. I’m sad to just be hearing about it now. Everything good dies before I find out about it.

Jesus. Thanks for the reminder that I don’t have any friends. Being lonely blows, but friends take so much fucking work.

That only happens if you’re looking at yourself while masturbating on the bus.

I can’t believe this man found a second woman who was willing to fuck him.

I thought Schilling lost all his money.

All of them “got away with murder”?

Wow. Those endings are all really disturbing. But like in a good way.

At what level does she just turn into Tali’Zorah?

They use too many real words. And facts.

What is that picture even?

Mostly to his reputation, I’d say. Good luck finding another coaching job when everyone knows you’ve been showing up to work lit up.

So who do you think is funny, dear comedy snob?