I don’t care at all about baseball, but (1) it’s sad that Big Papi is getting a divorce, and yet (2) it is my sincerest wish to see Kenan Thompson play newly-single Big Papi on SNL.

Ye wants it all and eat cake too. 

I thought A Single Man was quite beautiful and well done.

It’s like Mommy Dearest back in the day, it was supposed to be Oscar bait, but watching the movie, you have to wonder what they were thinking. 

Oh, I find a way.

easy fluffy peanut butter pie:

Pratt Wife 2.0 looks at Chris the same way my sister’s dog looks at me when I have Beggin Strips in my hand.

I think Shakira was concerned that the purse didn’t match the boar’s shoes.

I can’t wait to see it! If anything, it will be even better if it’s ridiculously camp and over the top. 

I’m sorry but I cannot watch the House of Gucci trailer without feeling like I’m watching a SNL sketch. And that’s not even a reflection of how good the accents are or aren’t, I just can’t take it seriously. It feels weird. 

Raúl Esparza. Cuban-American, a year younger than Bardem, can sing and act.

I saw Summer School in the theatre as a kid with my sister and grandmother, who remarked afterward: “I don’t know if that movie was appropriate for your age, but clearly you understood more jokes than I did!”

Tom Cruise is great when he isn’t playing Tom Cruise. Like in Collateral for instance. Cruise likes being a likable person.

Being pro-sunlight, exercise, real food, and vitamins isn’t incompatible with being pro-vaccine. 

They need to come get their foremen.

Perhaps worth noting, Whiting Turner is a massive ($8.4B in annual revenue) construction company. This is not a small-time Maryland contractor. They have offices and do projects all over the country.

You want tough and chewy? Imagine a nineteen-year-old, living in his first apartment, asking a young lady round for dinner and, instead of going for one of the three main dishes he’s got down pat, he decides to go for brisket and, possibly through drastically mis-reading a recipe or just momentarily losing his mind,…

But the vast majority of non-voting behavior is people that are working two jobs, there isn’t a polling place near them, they don’t want to wait in line for three, four hours. It’s people who want to vote but can’t. 

Get back in that living room Uncle Goka.

You people all come from families full of kitchen zealots. My family encourages us to be in the kitchen, if only because my relatives (who are awesome people with multiple PhDs and MDs between them) always forget about something they’re cooking and it inevitably gets horribly burned. Between 2004 and 2006 we actually…