Trump could eat a baby and he wouldn’t lose a voter. 

“I look forward to sharing a lot more about this situation as soon as I can.” - Tiffany Haddish

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

Do you genuinely believe that healthy young adults with mental illness should be placed under conservatorships? If so, may I ask why? Do you believe that Stephen Fry, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Mariah Carey, and Kanye West all belong under conservatorships?

Hold the phone. Lamar Odom dated TARAJI P. HENSON?!?

Because he’s a narcissist who would do it just for the sake of fucking her over more.

I wish the housewives community here was stronger.

Grosse Point Blank is one of my favourite movies. Minnie Driver and John Cusack played so well off of each other. There isn’t a bad scene with the two of them together.

Is this how Kelly Bensimon makes her return to the Real Housewives? I didn’t think she was stable enough to date ANYONE

Gigli 2: the sequel literally no one asked for 

I saw something today, and I apologize for not remembering the source, but his answer to the question, “why do people instantly hate Ted Cruz?” was “it saves time.”

How many of these cardiovascular health indicators are actually worth going to a doctor over versus just changing your lifestyle? I would argue a lot of people who just don’t ever exercise and lead a very sedentary lifestyle would fail the stairs test, but that doesn’t mean they have a medical condition other than not…

I’m sure Melissa McCarthy will make a good Ursula. She’s can be quite a chameleon as an actor, but I just can’t picture it like I can Lizzo. Lizzo would have been a mother f-ing badass Ursula.

Depends on how much of the agreement not to sell is documented on paper.

I’d like to put an end to this big dick B.S. There is nothing pleasant for many women about having someone pound your cervix into a chicken cutlet. It’s painful. Besides which, I’m skeptical about the vaginal orgasm and cannot believe that most women wouldn’t prefer skilled hands and mouth. Come on!

Considering D.A.R.E schools actually often showed an increase in drug use and abuse, I really have zero respect for their damn opinion on this.

For anyone wondering what in the hell happened to/at The Root:

He also tried to make this distinction between writing and co-writing, and implied that if an artist is co-writing a song that they didn’t actually write it, and just got their named tagged to the song. Of course pretty much every singer/songwriter works with other writers and producers, although it’s almost always…

“Pamela Anderson called it quits with her fourth husband this week”

It’s obsessive.