Any shit talking about Jane Pauley by anyone and I will come for you in a stabbyish manner.

J Fred Muggs was a less insufferable co-host than Matt Lauer.

I predict two things: 1) his first day in office, Trump is going to go to the oval office and rub his dick all over the desk. And 2) the intelligence community is hard at work plotting his assassination.

McConnell is pure embodied evil. He has no motive beyond that. The others, though, must be into some serious kink.

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

It’s easy to flock to a woman when you know she’s not really going to win. Makes for an excellent get out of sexism jail free card. If she’d begun to look like she might win, alt left would have dumped her immediately.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

She’s thirsty AF.

He’s a leftover Soviet prototype Espionage Drone. He’s a thing because the Russians didn’t know what to do with the prototype, so they sold it to the American government. He’s famous because it’s cheaper to get paparazzi to watch him than assign federal agents.

Uggggh. Stop. Everyone stop. This and there was a new O.J. doc on IDtv and I’m like, “why?!!!”. I really don’t want to explore anymore. I was young-ish when this happened to Jon Benet, but I don’t need to see anything else. Everyone is dead except her brother Burke, but jeeze people, just let him live his life in…

She was married to T. Boone Pickens. I gurantee this bish has 2o other Dude Ranches all over the country.

I just drooled all over my keyboard.

Ask Paula Deen!

SOYLENT BLACK IS TOURISTS!

Okay, I’ll bite. I think live music is thrilling. A terrific singer can change up phrasing and intonation, decide to come in ahead of or behind the beat, respond to what’s in her heart or what’s going on in the world. She can keep the material fresh. There is a reason fans of acts like the Grateful Dead or Bruce…

My furby had epic battles with our cat.

No herring! Needs more pickled herring.

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