Terrifying. I blame that awful husband of hers, he was definitely getting something (fame/money) out of keeping her alive.

nope. Tidla’s emails were typical IM A NICE WHITE PERSON GIVE ME COOKIES, she literally checked off the bingo list. Maybe she shouldn’t have blasted her publicly, but I don’t blame her, mostly because like her in Trumps America I don’t really care about white peoples feelings anymore

Dumpster Fire > Gigli > Battlefield Earth

It’s not worth the lighter fluid it would take to set it on fire.

I prefer to think of all those people as sexless Kens and Barbies. That who may be getting married, but in my head, he’s still smooth down there.

Luurve the fashion history. Keep it up.

It’s bigger on the inside?

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

Ah, but that’s the Protestants. With the Catholics, you need faith and good works.

He has a dick, they won’t care.

As someone who has watched at least 30 seconds of HGTV, I believe the term you’re looking for is “open concept,” as in: “Nick and Jillary are ready to wrap themselves in the romance of Venice where they hope to find an open concept home with stainless steel everything and the same exact enormous footprint of the…

Same! You can get a modestly sized house for only lightly more if you’re willing to live a little further out. And then you have somewhere to get away to when you have to fart instead of just blaming it on the dog.

Maybe it’s an introvert-extrovert thing? Sometimes I just need the peace of mind that comes from knowing I am existing alone in a defined space for a little while

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

I love her. Her courage, her beauty, her dimples. Those dimples!

I think he would’ve been relieved to not actually govern. I’m still not convinced this is the outcome he prefers. Seems like a big headache when he could’ve been trying to launch a media empire with a big “T” in the title.

Every time you swipe left the app stops you and asks, “what’s wrong with him/her?” and accuses you of being shallow.

We all know it’s really about punishing women for having sex, though, right?

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

LOCK HIM UP