Did you really have to ask?

nooooooo Martin did not need more ideas for breaking his fan's hearts. Save Arya!!!!! Save Sansa!! I'd start a campaign but I think that would doom them even worse.

I want Walt. Jr. to kill Walt and make it look like self defense.

Aaron Paul needs to stop being so damn cute. I keep on seeing video's and gifs of him everywhere (okay, tumblr) and it's just a bit much. It's making me also realize why the ever-loving fuck did I not start watching Breaking Bad years ago? Now I feel like I'm just jumping on the bandwagon and I hate when that happens.…

Oh man, I loved Betsy McCall. The ones I remember from the 60s were a lot more detailed. She had terrific clothes.

Yes. Just last weekend I was chastised relentlessly by my father-in-law because I remained standing with my plate after my husband and I arrived to a graduation party. I simply replied that I had been sitting in the car for 2 hours, so I wanted to be able to stretch my legs for a little bit, but he would NOT let it…

Because they didn't want to risk living in Cabot Cove.

Wow. That is one amazing father. In light of all the awful stories that come out of India about child marriage, rape, and general mistreatment of women, it's so heartening to hear things like this. My boyfriends mother is Indian, and they are some of the most welcoming, joyful people I've ever met. I'm glad that once…

Nice to see that they got that amoebas-in-their-drinking-water problem straightened out so they could deal with this.

Take it from the Mormons: College is a great place to meet men you're not already related to.

No.

NOONE SHOULD WEAR DROPCROTCH!!!!!!!!! Even medalists.

I'm hoping that Nicki Minaj will just swallow Miley Cyrus whole, maybe fart out her little teddy bear ears-style pigtails, and then stomp through town with her mighty heels like a goddamned rainbow-colored Godzilless.

Frankly, I'm just happy that there's going to be a second season of Hannibal. So rarely does a show come along that I truly want to follow all the way to its natural conclusion.

Moral of the story: DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE EXPERIMENT!!!!!!!

Interestingly enough, Rush's book reveals that the Pilgrims were primarily motivated by a hatred of sluts and a deep, abiding love of Oxycontin.

Surprisingly, he omits the *historical fact* that Jesus helmed the Mayflower. For shame.

Don't put Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen in the same place if you're not gonna detonate a bomb.