I shall buy this to use as my casting couch for my mythical creature softcore porn production company, David Bowie's CodPiece.

Melatonin and maybe a Valerian tablet on a rough night and no coffee after 3 PM. Works like a charm. But what really did the trick was turning 40.

The bug problem would probably be annoying, however.

HER NAME IS BETSY!

Oh, Evelyn Keyes! Such a wonderful, underrated noir actress in The Prowler and The Killer Who Stalked New York.

I always find it incredibly ironic that these are, without a doubt, the anti-choice crowd who think abortion is murder. God forbid you actually try to assist the people who carried their fetus to term, just like you wanted. Or to assist the fully developed and sentient fetus which is now an actual human being instead…

I just went back to the website and they are finally offering John, Eve and Gareth together so I bought that package. I'm really excited for this Con!!!!

I fear what I might do if I were too close to Gareth David Lloyd, or rather he should fear it, unless he really enjoys second-hand embarrassment/someone possibly peeing in their pants. I commend you on your control, bladder and otherwise.

Well that settles it, I'm gonna have my picture taken with them at DragonCon. I was debating whether to do it with John and Eve Myles or John and Gareth and you've convinced me to do John and Gareth. Thanks!

One pussy to rule them all, one vulva to find them, one clit to bring them all and in the labia bind them

I had to Google him, but yes! I concur. I mean, I adore lots of actors. Most of them are too young/old/married/gay/shallow-or-awful-but-also-super-hot for me, and I'm too married for ALL of them. They're still gorgeous.

YES!

The WABAC Machine.

ONCE SENTENCE REVIEW: LADY GAGA, "APPLAUSE."

I've decided to change the direction of my life and become a science genius. I am going to develop a 100% foolproof virginity test for boys. The old broken hymen thing is unreliable, and anyway, we all agree that boys are more precious than girls; who cares if the girls are unclean?! My test is going to protect our…

Ha yes I did as well and since have been imagining the best possible conflation of a Marvel super villain and Forrest Gump ("What's wrong with Doom? Why is he talking like that? Is he concussed?") Life is like a box of mutants.

I think he's projecting. He's afraid that his wife married him for his money (and really, what else does he have to offer?).

Despite all the gay jokes, competitive figure skating is actually a really conservative environment. In the entire history of the sport, only one competitive figure skater came out during his competitive career (that would be Rudy Galindo, from almost 20 years ago). That puts it way under other sports like men's rugby…

My signature is Ralph Lauren Polo. I've watched female execs rise up to greet me and then be surprised by a junior female.

I'm sorry, why is this a good thing beyond "he's charming"? He's a corporate puppet. He's an empty suit with a nice face that knows exactly how to work his own image. He is the exact opposite of what the Democratic party needs.