Oh, I know, but he is wrong. Akron has never been a candidate for anyone's wireless initiative. Not in real life.

Photoshop. She uses photoshop. Human have pores.

Akron wishes it was Pawnee.

Akron wishes it was Pawnee.

Let's start a new theory. Not that the store might have super scary Ebola but that the store might have cured someone of Ebola. It's a miracle store. Both are long shots. Neither has any scientific merit. One has a much better connotation.

"you can't trade favors for retweets or assume that a woman (a much older woman) will go out with you just because you had the public coerce her into doing so"

Congratulations, you have found the root cause of many of the world's ills. Pretty sure women's feelings or consent don't enter into many minds.

Ok, winter in Wisconsin is torture regardless of children. At least it's good they get along.

Yeah well, Dustin Diamond never had a comedic heyday and people still book him somehow.

That's odd, I always assumed part of the pain of childbirth was dilation. If most people have few nerves I guess I'm wrong?

la la la I'll just leave this here.

I just hate that that is probably true. My brain rejects it

He's probably thinking more along the lines of "I got away with it, so it wasn't rape ."

This man is still doing standup!? How did all his venues not back out after the accusations? People have been cancelled and blacklisted for less ( RIP Dixie Chicks).

"Lange was on Seth Meyers' "Look, I Wish I Was Still on Saturday Night Live, Too" show"

That's the same argument the pro-lifers use...

UGH I need to find this. That must be what's going on because holy hell it feels like it's PINCHED. and why does it come out bloody?! Not to mention the issue of getting up there in the first place... The doc uses the "pediatric" speculum on me and my body is still all NOPE NOPE NOPE.

That's the weird part though... Intercourse didn't hurt at all. Today I had mega minor cramps which I also thought was odd (and maybe in my head?) I feel like I should wait to see if if happens again. Maybe it was just a tear or something.

I feel like I need to wait and see if it happens again before I start totally freaking out. Maybe it's a tear or something else irrelevant

Really? I thought Clymer could more be defined as the following: