I am reading this as a woman who has been on the pill for 9 years and had the shock of her life when she started bleeding after sex last night. Is this old lady cervix thing common?! I'm still kind of spooked at my random bleeding. I know it's not normal and I should probably get it checked out. But again with the…

Wait... Doesn't actively nursing lower your chances of getting pregnant? I always heard that pregnancy during lactation isn't common.

Your description of pain, discomfort, and post-exam dizziness and nausea is spot on to how I feel every time I get a regular pap smear. It is unbearable. Inability to get up, sickness, cramps and bleeding, utter defeat for the rest of the day, etc. If I have to Xanax it up for those exams, I can't imagine I'd fare…

I knew by then. I was a late bloomer and didn't start menstruating until into high school.

Well she says she never got in the sack with those guys extramaritally, but she fails to state that she's never cheated whatsoever... It kinda just reads like "welp, none of em have blackmailed me yet, so this isn't true."

#freethenipple

Goodness I hope so. I am a millennial and I feel that pressure from my partner's family and my own mother (in a "make sure you're not messy so he doesn't think you're lazy" kind of way that's really disappointing). But all of my partner's friends from college settled down with women who do all that for them; guys who…

Yes I was aware of this. I knew it was different and I had a very vague idea of what it might look like. No idea I had a bleeding extra hole though.

We are soul sisters. No one ever has any idea what I'm talking about! As if flicking the bean is better than a satisfying tease. The leg trick is the only thing I ever use. Fingers be damned. This is cleanup-free.

I'm partially convinced that this is because you and I both know that WE will be judged more harshly by guests if the floorboards are dusty, even if we live and share a house with a male counterpart. I don't think men think along those lines as often (that line being "what else in here could someone come over and…

I thought that whole area was just where I peed from.

I went to public school. There was no talk about condoms, and a lot of talk about stds and how scary getting pregnant is, but we did get some kind of education in 5th, 7th, and 9th grade (my mother sat in on mine in 5th and 7th to make sure it was "ok". She pulled my younger sisters from the program when they entered…

I am literally crying. Your words are a gift.

This is most accurate. Hilariously accurate.

Ooh, I love this game!

There's no clearer way to give yourself away as a Potterhead imposter than by calling the Sorting Hat the "Naming Hat". I know you want to be in our cool kids club (we do have awesome snacks), but you gotta at least pass the character name test, sister.

1) So THAT is what frottage means. It really is a wonder I never looked up the definition before.

Wait, I am young and confused.

It wouldn't work on her. In these camps, sex = gender and so the parts between your legs have to match your pronouns, clothes, hairstyles, worldly duties, etc. In her eyes, she has female parts (sex) so she is a woman (gender), full stop. I'm always surprised how many people have literally never been confronted with…

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