I miss Bill Clinton. He lied about a blowjob. Bush lied about a horrific war, we had Bush's war based on lies murdering 4000 Americans and a hundred thousand Iraqis. Under Clinton's budget we would have paid off the debt by 2010. With Bush's cuts for the rich, we massive budget debts which will burden us for…

And outed her as a CIA agent, thus seriously harming American covert efforts to prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. #LiesToldByMales

For the record, that's a #LieToldByMales too. Because, um, I've never done that.

"I plan to have more money someday, therefore I am not truly poor, like those other slobs. Fuck them for being poor and keeping wondrous ME down! "

But it's also poor people screwing over poor people. It's the weirdest Stockholm syndrome shit I have ever seen in my life.

That's not just Jez tho, negativity is the fuel that the internet runs on:

If you've spent more than five minutes on Jezebel, you already know that tearing down that which others find charming/adorable/laudable/interesting/fun/cool is kind of a hobby. Wait for it. It will happen in this thread soon enough.

That's the bystander effect. It's the reason why I always assume no one else is going to call 911 or do anything about an emergency so I make sure I call.

If you're at the point where you're doing heroin, it's probably less about enjoyment and more about not feeling pain.

Social worker PSA:

Fuck that "market distortion" nonsense. People need to eat and there is NO justification for forcing people to go hungry. You trying doing without food for a while and you'll realize any and all talk about "market" anything is total bullshit.

Hear hear. I have a master's and a nice middle class white upbringing and I'm not a creep or a criminal yet I found myself unemployed for 22 months. That's almost two. Fucking. Years. I had to get food stamps when my unemployment ran out. I don't know what I would have done without them. And by the way, Mr. Paul, I…

The idea that people with enough to eat begrudge those that don't on the belief that some of those "poors" are "gaming the system" so much that they'd like to see millions starving on the streets is hard to understand.

It is one step forward, one huge shove backwards. Motherfucking unfair, rich bastards call the poor lazy when they bust their asses twice as hard to get not even half, a quarter, as far.

I'm so sick of programs that benefit the poor and working class being constantly up for debate and at risk. And people really think people in need are somehow gaming the system. "Food? Why should you eat? You might buy steak!" And "Free lunch? Why on earth should a child literally get a free meal?" And "Social…

All poor people are now legally obligated to survive solely on ideas and bootstraps.

Yes. I was building on the OP's satire who said she can't believe they didn't photoshop out her wrinkles and how she looks 7 (!)

Oh Misty Blue Cats, are you also the one on the original article that was bitch/whining that this mother seemed to have an awful lot of time on her hands? Can't we all just say, cute kid/cute idea/great mom and move on or does everything have to get slashed to rags for the sake of cynics everywhere?

Boredom and cynicism is my guess.