Quickly! Shake the whiffle fuzzlers in front of the whomp chompers canoodle!

Ofcourse the problem of this costume was that it draped all over the place and that major parts of it were made of unwashable leather. Which meant that the plague doctors would catch dirt and germs from wherever they went and carried them along in their clothing, essentially ensuring that the disease would spread with…

Um...apes

Chimps are great apes. Monkeys have tails, apes do NOT. Fix that headline. It’s an insult to us hairless apes...

Don’t tell me you are one of these species truthers.

“Monkeys”? Seriously?

By “that person”, presumably you mean “the person who is correct”. Who the fuck still conflates Chimps and monkeys?

I came here to also be that person!

We dig it cause you do. 'Nuff reason.

I hate to be that person, but bonobos and chimps are apes, not monkeys. Science, I dig it.

One Direction cut outs? So is Adultosaur John or Ed?

This is like O. Henry writing an episode of CSI.......

My God, what a horrible ordeal Kevin Brown was put through. A very sad for his wife and family.

The cops 100% certainty that it can’t be cross contamination is asinine. “We never have a wrong idea!” Fucking typical.

“to I even need to continue?”

What does that mean?

Yeah, you should continue because I for one have no idea what you're on about.

Barring compelling evidence to the contrary, it seems obvious it was cross contamination, and all they offer is weak circumstantial evidence, and dubious “confessions”.

Very good piece.

I'm with you. It's beyond the pale.