Not exactly encouraging if the best you can come up with is, “We have to fuck you with lube before we can stop fucking you at all.”

Somewhat agreed, but I would have two counterpoints:

I’m not sure voting is going to be helpful on this particular issue, given that it’s a two-party system where both parties have a fairly center-right view of economics. The Clinton era did a lot of work to get us here, after all.

What History channel is his family watching? Whenever I check the channel listing it's nothing but "American Pickers." I never see anything history related on there anymore. 

Well, it is getting close, but it is not quite yet the American Alternate History channel yet, despite all the ancient aliens BS. You still have to read Philip Roth or play Wolfenstein for that. Come to think of it, Trump as President kind of is like The Plot Against America except with Russians instead of Nazis. 

If this year isn’t real life, I suggest not looking at what the GOP is doing in the courts.. That shit will stick around like an STI..

Historical documentaries on the Holocaust aren’t “anti-German propaganda”, they’re anti-NAZI propaganda.

I would argue that most Germans, at this point in history, are firmly anti Holocaust themselves.

As soon as i read that line:

He is. If he wants to watch pro Nazi shit then there’s always Faux Newz.

“I want to drizzle it in honey and sprinkle powdered sugar all over it and eat it until I feel sick and woozy”

“My dad keeps watching Inglorious Bastards and I swear it’s giving me PTSD. He keeps inviting me to play Wolfenstein and I’m like ‘DAD THIS IS NOT FUNNY THIS IS MY LIFE’”

“I can’t afford to do that without staying with my family, but they’re cucked.”

“My family watches the American History Channel and it’s constant anti-German propaganda,”

“I’m stuck in a situation where I have to stay with my family because I’m paying for all these lawsuits and I can’t afford to do that...but they’re cucked,”

But seriously. What the fuck is up with that mug though??? I even tried to find anything on Google about why he's always drinking out of it. Nothing. https://motherboard.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59q3v8/the-fcc-wants-dollar200-to-release-emails-about-ajit-pais-giant-reeses-mug

I’d like to thank (most of the) IG’s for being one of the last bastions to adequately keep the systems of checks and balances in place. I have never been so focused on their roles until 2017.