Hailey and Justin look like brother and sister.

Um, I get that you’re all East Coasties, but the Beebs’ look is NOT surfer dude. It’s Trucker-With-A-Meth-Habit. 

I think the only time real people actually take this route is when they have a family member who is a lawyer and is willing to let them work at the firm and apprentice, otherwise I have no idea why any firm would do this.

Exactly. Hell, I’m IN law school (though not going for a JD), and I can barely get law firms to acknowledge my job applications.

I can appreciate that she’s putting in the work, but for her to say her wealth and privilege has nothing to do with her being able to become a lawyer is disingenuous and frankly insulting to those of us studying law who don’t have even a fraction of her resources.

Accurate. 18 hour days were regular for me during law school between my (unpaid) internship, class and homework. I remember when I first started working I thought 9-10 hour days were literally like a vacation.

Truly, I do think a lot of people can pass the bar if they have the luxury of time to study. It’s not THAT hard, it’s really not, and I did take one of the hardest exams in the country and while I’m clever, I’m not a rocket scientist; I went to a T2 school. I have lots of friends that passed the CA bar and none of…

18 hours a week? I’ve know law students and lawyers who’ve sometimes worked 18 hours a day. And like 99% of them changed careers within a few years of getting their degree

“I think it’s fine for Kardashian West to study the law or not—I’m just tired of celebrities asking people to forget they’re rich and have a gazillion nannies and personal chefs and assistants to make their lives easier”

so they are basically paying whatever Ari wants. 

The halcyon days of Madonna’s Ray of Light, and Confessions are golden treasures in my mind. Katy Perry should have sidestepped her political album, as Madge did that with American Life, and it was not anyone’s fave. Where was I Kissed a Girl part II when we needed it?

“She is a “a dancer, a professor, a head of state, a housekeeper, an equestrian, a prisoner”...

Madonna as a spy!? Hell yes, I am excited! Don’t you remember the premise of the first Zoolander film, where male models are used as hapless assassins!? Madonna could have totally been like that all this time, and just like how Lestat revealed himself to mankind via his music in Queen of the Damned, so too has Madge…

My tiny, gay heart needed this today! Squeeee!

Oh he's aware. He doesn't care. He's still getting paid.

I actually hope that happens but he’d probably just flunk them and destroy their futures instead.

Students should show up for the class wearing “Believe Sexual Assault Survivors” t-shirts and wait for Brett to melt down screaming “I LIKE BEER!!!” over and over.

Will confirm that the affidavit was a worthwhile read. I read it the same day the indictments came out (although TBH it was because I indirectly knew a few of the people involved).

Which then also means that whichever kid that was had to have some idea that something untoward was happening. Without knowing the depth of that initial conversation, there’s no way to know, but said kid stayed in USC anyway, so that suggest complicity in some form.