I think a lot of the kids at the high school she attended were super perplexed why she got into USC. You knew in high school, the people in your class that were going to college, community college, no college, and straight fuck-ups.

I read the entire indictment at the office (partially for work, partially for pleasure). It was a goddamn delight.

Yeah, that’s what bothers me about the Huffman/Loughlin comparisons. Huffman paid $15,000 to have her daughter’s SAT scores changed. That’s bad. Loughlin and her husband paid $500,000 to commit fraud for their two daughters, and were running around threatening and intimidating people. That’s MUCH worse. However much…

Page Six said that Aunt Becky entered the courtroom all smiles and personally shook the hands of all four prosecutors. Forgive me if this is an indelicate thing to say, but she seems like a fucking psycho!

“No, I definitely DID it, but like, I’m not GUILTY of it. I don’t feel guilty at all. I feel fine, actually!”

Mr. Aunt Becky. Lets get it trending people!

Yes. Because you know in the culture of that school, success and wealth make you a wonderful person.  Integrity and a set of ethics are for the poors, like the sad-assed counselor who had the nerve to question the Alpha People!!!

What a shitty shitty shitty job to be that hs counselor trying to have a shred of integrity in the face of outright privileged injustice.

I love “Mr. Aunt Becky”!

I was just about to say the same thing. “It’s Not That Serious” was neither a single or had a music video.

I think you have the wrong J Lo video... If You Had My Love was the one with the weird surveillance cameras. I think that link just put the audio of It’s Not That Serious to the video from If You Had My Love.

Appropriate! Kid’s got STYLE.

He’s co-hosting the Met Gala this year too.

Listen, if Stevie Nicks says that boy was in nsync, then he was in nsync. Like, retroactively or whatever. Someone can photoshop him into the pictures, it’s fine.

When my daughter was going through her 1D phase, she anointed Louis as her favorite. I shook my head, since Harry was CLEARLY the best Directioner. I told her as much, and she responded with the smug superiority of a 13 year-old.

Frighteningly, that would imply Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has centuries of royal blood.

Ironically, the Marchioness’s weak chin is proof she was born titled, while Kate’s strong jawline is a benefit of being a commoner.

Truly, why bother with scrambling down with the rabble to be most popular within the Turnip Toffs when you’re literally going to be King and Queen one day! Your eternal trump card is that you don’t have to act like they can even compete with you, because they can’t! Why give that up when being Literally Above everyone…

I just clicked through to read the article. It includes this sentence: “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge apparently view themselves as the King and Queen Bee of the Turnip Toffs, so much so that Kate might have felt the need to “phase out” a powerful local marchioness, Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.”…

That one picture where I imagine Kate is silently gloating about her strong jawline vs. the Marchioness’ weak chin is my favorite.