It’s telling how freaky sleazy the people Trump surrounded himself with are.
Perravieja
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YESSSSSSS
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Donald Trump is the political equivalent of Zero Mostel, and his 2016 campaign is the political equivalent of “Springtime for Hitler”.
STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
Yep. He could have continued living his life of crime with minimal trouble if he hadn’t chosen to run for president. But he didn’t expect to win. Nor did he expect that it would be this much work or that everything he did would be under a microscope.
I can’t wait to see Ivanka, Jared and Don Jr go to jail. Before Trump moved into the White House nobody cared about them at all. But they all insisted on being in the spotlight and now all eyes are on their corrupt ways of living.
“Pardons are for winners. I don’t pardon losers.”
The feds will need to keep a close eye on Mrs. Cohen for the next few years; the minute she tries to pull one dollar out of a numbered account in the Cayman Islands, they’ll have to reopen investigations into Cohen’s finances (and by extension, Trump’s). Keep following the money: it's still out there.
Says who?!
::chefs kiss::
The best take I’ve read is that Schumer, being familiar with NYC subways, is adopting the familiar posture you adopt when a crazy person accosts you on the subway. Hunch your shoulders, smile vaguely, don’t make eye contact.
It’s SO MUCH BETTER. Donald Trump would revel in the idea of being in a pissing contest. A tinkle contest? The phrase is so completely emasculating that it is...*chef’s kiss*
From David Roth (on The Baffler), August 2017:
After he called her “Nancy,” I so, so, so, badly wanted her to be like, “Oh we’re on a first name basis? Great, Thank you, Donald.” because it bothers him so much. I can’t find it now, but there was video of him fuming after Trudeau called him “Donald,” and it made me cackle. It’s so easy to rile his temper.
oh what a meme day
I have never loved her more.
Thank you internet