I think part of it’s allure is that it played out in real time. The song was released so soon after her breakup that some people might have found out about the breakup and the song at the same time. And the fact that their romance was so whirlwind that people were predicting its demise and then to see it play out in…

Why can’t Leo buy those bones?

Curacao.

Miss Vietnam is Queen of Carbs, and I love it.

There are really two categories:

THIS IS IT! THIS IS COVFEFE!

Doubtless my love for old-timey movies is showing, but I was about to say that, okay, that wasn’t an obvious choice, but now that I think about it, ‘tis the season for both sledding and thinly-veiled metaphors about old fogeys who regret losing their childhood innocence.

I, uh, actually really like Miss Netherland’s chinoserie boat dress.

Miss USA used Melania’s trees to make her costume.

I feel like this movie would have been ten thousand times better if it was written by that Britney Spears fan who was struggling with how complicit they were in the destruction of that girl and accepting that things play out as they play out.

Rich, I typically enjoy your cultural criticism (for example, your piece about George Michael was really strong and inspired me to re-examine his work), but I must disagree with your assessment that Bohemian Rhapsody was critically underrated. If anything, it was critically overrated. I found its heavy-handed…

Maybe this is the movie Lady Gaga should have done.

God I was so pumped about this movie because “Wrapped Up” sounded so beautiful in the second trailer and the lyrics suggested a fresh and sobering take on school gun violence, and I usually love Sia. So I downloaded the first three singles as soon as they became available. And . . . huge let-down. Third line in, in a…

“Critically Underrated Bohemian Rhapsody”? Did I read that correctly? Is this a typo? One of the most wildly sugary, silly, offensive mainstream releases of 2018? A film with zero meaningful or original or even accurate commentary on the nature of pop music or fame or homosexuality in the 80's? What about this movie…

More importantly, how was Jude Law’s performance?

Her catalog of music is iconic, even if she’s not pumping out great stuff anymore. Timberlake had a handful of good songs but very few will stand the test of time. Plus he has a very punchable face. 

This is the much crappier version of Marilyn Monroe’s answer to what she slept in, and her answer was “Chanel 5.”

At least I actually believed Monroe’s answer.

See, I watch enough Real Housewives to know that mediums and seances is just rich people shit and a reason to have a dinner party where everyone screams at each other.

As insufferable as Madonna can be, the fact that she still outsells and outlasts pop stars that have come up during her career is insane to me.

PLEASE tell me that both Frank Ocean and Miguel stayed WAY above the fray on this one