THEN TEACH YOUR SONS TO NOT BE RAPISTS! IT’S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE!

I’d rather he didn’t get fucked. We don’t need anymore additions to the gene pool from this guy. 

“I am so frightened that my sons might not be granted the immense privileges, free rein, and total lack of accountability that I believe is their white male birthright... as it was mine, and my father before me, and his father before him...”

The Senators made this political, Dr. Ford instead wanted to make this official with an FBI investigation.

After this, and what he said about women needing to stay out of the workplace if they can’t “handle it”, AND basically his entire history...I’m scared for his daughters.

Dr. Blasey Ford knew what was going to happen. The accusations, the slander, the lies, the death threats against her and her family.

Ah, you libs. Once again, you totally misrepresent. This is like camp! Tents! Fresh air! There’d be swimming...if there was a pool...or water! We’re planning forced labo.....uh....phyiscal activities! Rumor has it there’s meals, more or less!

“Tent city” sounds too cute.  They’re internment camps for deliberately orphaned children. 

It’s a concentration camp, that’s just how it needs to be referred to and everyone involved needs to go to jail.

She is trash in fancy clothes. Can we please stop talking about her now? I swear to god, if a man was acting like this, Jezebel would’ve cancelled him already.

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

I hate the fact that they all are the poster children for the #MeToo movement. This is what happens when white women shanghai things from black women and try to claim it as their own. 

Cardi can order a hit out on every woman in Queens and it won’t stop Offset from cheating. You just have to throw the whole man out.

The exchange with Klobuchar is actually less embarrassing and ridiculous in the parody. 

What does it say about Brett Kavanaugh that Matt Damon playing him reminded me of Matt Damon’s character from Behind the Candelabra AFTER he was fucked up on cocaine?

I found a new boyfriend soon after leaving my husband. He was about 8 years younger than me. We were all activists, and as is typical in the activist world, there were a lot of internecine power struggles over who was the most committed to liberation, and who was doing activism right. A lot of oneupmanship. My…

My friend and her hubby met on a Spice Girls group chat in the mid 90's. They continued to chat long distance-he’s from the Mid west (I think?) and after a few years he moved out to be with her. 20 years later, they’re married, have a baby, and #2 on the way =).

Not mine, my parents. Dad home on leave, nobody around to drink with but a neighborhood guy he’s known forever. All night, dude talks about being in love with this girl (who’s engaged), drags dad to girls house in another town. Shitfaced childhood friend introduces them, and immediately pukes near the front door. Hot…

Not mine, but my parents’ friends. They met about forty years ago when she was a bridesmaid at his wedding. They hit it off, But he had literally just gotten married that day so they both shrugged it off. A year goes by, first marriage goes to shit and they run into each other in the street.