Alyson Hannigan was there too!

I 100% believe Tom Arnold because I’ve seen Mark Burnett’s temper and it is insane. The guy is completely fucking nuts. And Roma, while I don’t think she’s “psycho”, behaves like a brainwashed, meek, subservient Christian bible wife. I would not be surprised if it came out that he was abusive to her. 

Imagine being 74yo and going to your kid’s Kindergarten orientation.

I’m going to take the capitalization of Pink to take it that Burnett was wearing a Thomas Pink shirt rather than just a “pink shirt” and for some reason that amuses me more. Knowing that somehow Tom Arnold recognized the shirt for it’s superior workmanship and clean lines. Or perhaps that mid-struggle Burnett yelled…

In the wise words of Larry Rudolph, Brit Spears’ agent, when Brit quickie married Jason Alexander (not the Costanza one, a different one): “Congratulations on losing half your money.”

Biebs looks like a walking armpit. 

Bless your heart.

I agree but leave Afghan Hounds alone. 

In the picture at the top, it looks like he’s asking if she can spare any change.

That thing where your boyfriend is covered in ugly tattoos, and grows a disgusting mustache right after he proposes.

There are so many romance tropes in this relationship.

Ariana Grande's dude has a horrible dye job, Bieber has a horrible dye job. Both are rushing into marriage. Conclusion, bleaching men's hair makes them propose

Soon-Yi is definitely a victim. Though, I’m sure she’s deeply in denial and has no desire to be viewed that way.

Not to mention that the chores seem terrible for affluent kids, but not all kids. Many kids are given responsibilities of cleaning and homemaking as a part of the family unit.

Their entire “love story” is a textbook case of grooming. If her claims of abuse by Mia are true, far from discrediting the idea that he groomed Soon-Yi, it would have made her a more likely target. Abusers will often pose as “saviors” to get troubled children to trust them. He’s scum.

The only way I can deal with Soon Yi is assuming she’s got a monster case of PTSD-y Stockholm Syndrome. Or maybe some other psychological issue I don’t know the name of. Allen Syndrome. Something. Whatever syndrome you get when your guardian grooms you and explosively alienates you from your family and marries you and…

“I think Woody went after me because at that first basketball game I turned out to be more interesting and amusing than he thought I’d be...”

Thing is if it wasn’t Swift, this guy would most likely be menacing another woman. Hell, maybe he is.

Wait...you can still become a citizen of the United States of America/get a green card with his kind of arrest/criminal record? BAD HOMBRE, DUDES.

“I want to rape Taylor Swift. This is why I hate Taylor herself ... This is how I know I am Taylor’s soulmate.”