“I think that you can’t win the White House without the Midwest and I don’t think you can go too far to the left and still win the Midwest,” Duckworth told Jake Tapper.

She’s had an image for years of being entitled and shitty, especially to service people. I live in NM and have heard several stories of her being nasty to restaurant servers in Taos. (Lots of “don’t you know who I am” involved, apparently.)

Why does he have a Heinz logo on his fucking bicep?

I was alive during that whole scandal and honest to god I apparently never realize she did that until I was in high school and during an art class discovered those pictures in like an old people magazine.

That’s how the battle rap game goes. It's ruthless.

Julia Roberts was the snort-lines-off-a-guys-dick queen of Hollywood all through the 90s/early 2000s, so nuts to anyone who think she’s magically a better person after she got married...she did so by ruining another woman’s marriage. Fuck Julia Roberts.

A true narcissist is always the injured party. And no amount of punishment is too great for someone that dares to “injure” them.

I have to say that I am a little pissed off at Pusha T for outing Drake as a dad. As soon as he said that Drake had a kid, I knew that Drake had probably hid this kid not because he was ashamed, but because he didn’t want this kid to have all this media attention. He also, probably, didn’t want the baby’s mom to be…

Is he really a single father though if he’s only seen the kid once? (Answer: NO)

I get what this is referencing but the pun is so weird. Am I the only one who feels this way?

I have always thought she overestimates the size of her goodwill bank balance

Yep. Every time I think of or see that shirt, it reminds me that English is my second language, because I still don’t get it.

I think about this shirt way too often. And I know the verdict is that it’s a very badly/pettily done pun and is shitty for multiple reasons but it still sticks in my craw that it makes no GD sense.

So fucking childish and petty.

Because America doesn’t want sex workers to be safe. We want to punish the slut. Just like we want to punish you, slut, for having sex; now you get a punishment baby.

Yes, it was very petty.

This is uncanny timing for myself, I literally just five minutes ago finished listening to the Reply All Episode on SESTA/FOSTA.

I still can’t believe that anyone would show up for a party Kathy Griffin throws. She uses everyone around her as fodder for her stand-up. Like, why would you set-up yourself up to be a centerpiece in Kathy’s act?

She’s been selling out Carnegie Hall/Apollo for years - she has world records, Emmys, and pretty much built Bravo, but will continue to get shat on until she dies and becomes a legend, and all her detractors suddenly become her biggest fans in life - exact same thing that happened to Joan Rivers

Avocados and our lust for them are responsible for whole parts of Chile and Peru being dried out and turned into deserts.