I want to vomit.  And I’m afraid I won’t be able to stop.

You made me lol for real! Bravo!

This is genius bird-lawing

If you ever want to turn someone off of tattoos just show them this picture.

I’m in :/

This is intentional infliction of emotional distress. Expect to hear from my lawyer.

Could you provide me with your lawyer’s address and phone number, please.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A LION?

Dude! Trigger warning!

“Blurred Lines” is an awful song, but that decision was a disaster for the music industry and songwriting in general. If you can win a copyright lawsuit over a song having a “similar feel” to another song, then you are effectively killing art. Influences, inspiration, vibe... these are things that are crucial to a lot…

I thought it was one of those “boy meets boy, boy falls in love, boy discovers other boy is a praying mantis” situations. I hate it when that happens!

I think Sam might be feeding his hungry boyfriend, bird-style.

Unless whoever resucitates you looks like Harry, then you’re the one getting sued, for slipping him tongue.

Gingham swimsuits are IN.

Dementors in love! 

I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

Tiffany has been famous too long because all of us regular ass girls know you don’t block out your whole day if you don’t have specific, detailed plans. If there is not an “I will meet you at (specific name of place with maybe an address if it is a chain) at (specific time and date)", just figure that date is not…