The text is so small I cannot read “Adam Levine” under “How You Get It” so I guess I’ll have to take the risk. ;)

You guys, I’m going to go ahead and say it: Kanye West is not a genius.

Frankly speaking, I dont get todays pop music. Every song sounds like a mixup of at least 4 different songs by at least 4 different people. And still somehow, they all manage to sound the same and boring.

As a Straight man, I will say the Fight with Evans vs. Pine is a hard one. Evans was so hunky in Avengers 3 “fuck it and Kill Stark already”.

Chris Pine is still the only Chris who has (correctly) identified Trinity “The Tuck” Taylor as one of the standout queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Ten on live national television. (Mic drop.)

Nahhh Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris I do not care what order you put the others in but Chris Evans be coming for peoples racist sexist necks! His fight with David Duke made me oh so proud he is literally Captain America in the flesh.

I’ve met and spent time with 3 out of the 4 Chrises, and the correct order is:

When he says “You are capable of more” in that BMW commercial, the little voice inside my head is like “Hell yeah, I AM. I believe in me, too, Chris Pine.”

and also this:

I’m here to forever stan for Chris Pine as the best Chris.

you are doing god’s work here with the gifs

Friends! We are only weakening ourselves by quibbling!

I am for narrowing it to three Chrises and having them rule as a triumvirate. We don’t have to choose! As long as we don’t choose Pratt!

Evans will always be on top (heh heh). He’s unabashedly political in a way that the other Chris’s are afraid to be. Also physically, I mean, c’mon!

This. Not only his he woke, but he loves his dog in an adorable manner. I don’t even like dogs, but Evans makes me want to like dogs.

Wrong wrong wrong. I mean... c’mon,just look at him. Oh, can we please remove Pratt from the list? He’s meh at best.

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.

Chris Pine does the voiceovers for the BMW commercials that run incessantly on Tennis Channel.