Yes. He is my enemy. I know why, but I don’t want to throw a loved one under the bus. I know Tom Hanks is not as nice as he pretends to be.

Oh man, this is so good to hear! Googling Man Enough RIGHT NOW.

Same. I’ve been shielding my parents since I was 8. You’re the first person I’ve seen who has mentioned this. It is such a big part of not telling them. 

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They are back home and doing ok. They were among the lucky ones. Thanks for asking!

I’ve warmed up to his character a bit. I never loved Michael either. Rogelio is obvs the true romantic lead. Xo and Ro 4eva.

Hey boo, haven’t seen you round these parts recently!

Maria Sherman is obviously a woman of great sophistication and refined tastes. 

Wait THAT was the excuse? Really? When half the world right now as we speak is thirsting THE MOST for Henry Golding?

Me to Kavanaugh and every single person who ever has, continues to, and ever will enable him:

Thank you for writing so succinctly and eloquently what I’ve been raging about in my head for days. It’s like an angry swarm of bees has taken residence in my brain. I’m so angry that this one perverted, monstrous asshole is ruining this woman’s life AGAIN, and this time with the enthusiastic help from a whole entire…

Let the Post Malone thing be a lesson to y’all:

There’s usually listicles and trends on Twitter. Easy to catch up on the best ones...

I always thought it was option B.

I loved that show so much. She was a goddamn DELIGHT.

Oh good. I can ignore the Super Bowl entirely this year. (I usually would love to, but then they dangle Bruno Mars or Beyonce or Prince in front of me and I cannot resist watching the halftime show.)

Secretary of Pretending to Do the Bare Minimum

omg I do know him! 

What’s T.O.P.?