100%. And no one gains any weight from all the pasta and wine we eat in fantasy Italy. 

Oh my God, if Viola Davis had to have a talk with me because I had displeased her, I would be so desperately ashamed of myself I would have to go and be a hermit in a place so remote no human would ever lay eyes on me again.

He seems to appeal more to queer women than to queer men. It’s an interesting phenomenon. 

I am the lowest common denominator. I want beautiful villas in Italy and baby animals and Harry Styles doing his best Oberon imitation in a gold leaf tiara.

Bright Star is also one of my favorite movies. OK, I stan again. Love you, boo. Let’s never fight again. 

bobby goddamn it did you just mistake ben whishaw for hugh dancy? i’m sorry but i think i have to unstan. 

This, along with Caity Weaver’s “the father no monkey deserved,” are my favorite descriptions of Justin Bieber ever. Bravo.

There are also fans who believe their favorite celebrity is in a relationship with someone else. Some of them are batshit insane and will attack anyone/anything that suggests their “ship” is not real.

Yes to Bronx Beat!

I came to say NO SHE DID NOT but then I looked at the photo and yes. YES SHE DID. I will now go stand in the corner and think about how I ever dared doubt that Rihanna could pull off a look.

It’s also bizarre considering that the consensus here last week (rightly) defended Ariana Grande from people who wanted to blame her for her ex-boyfriend’s addiction issues.

Jane the Virgin is a big chunk of that 7%.

Most Puerto Ricans who relocated to Florida have not registered to vote. Many of them are struggling to survive and can’t pay attention to the issue of registering. Many are transient, so they probably don’t even have a permanent address. I don’t know, there might be some who are still counting on returning, or…

To be fair, if your goal is to eliminate people of color from the US population, then it was a success. 

I wonder what percentage of that 7 percent revolves around asking other characters if they can clean this room now, or if they should come back later. 

Whoa. I did NOT know about the Jeffrey Epstein connection. Gross. This ship is officially cancelled.