I am so goddamned tired of this argument, but here goes, choir:

There’s actually a self-portrait that Stephen Miller keeps well-hidden in his attic that strangely gets more and more comely as the actual man says and does awful shit. It’s really rather quite backwards.

He did a shitty, aberrant, and overall confounding thing to some women. (Like seriously, does pulling out your dick just convince women to leap on it? What was the fucking logic there, Lou? You addled hobo.)

the big book of GOP mug shots

I think it can more fairly be stated that “everyday” Americans are anti-protest. We’re a nation of fetishistic conveniences, so elements that deliberately disrupt this are historically demonized within their current time.

They’re just points of view, man. Isn’t everyone entitled to an opinion? Why are you getting so bent out of shape? I mean these groups are predicated on a world view that entire populations of other human beings ought to be eradicated if they don’t voluntarily emigrate along racial lines, BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE…

Imposing strict pronunciation is fascist, so it’s whatever, man.

Do you acquaint with people who proclaim to watch things ironically? Because I only tolerate those people ironically.

(I want to star you, but cilantro is delicious, so we’re at an impasse)

Weirdly, I remember him best from a terribad(?) made-for-tv adaptation of Stephen King’s The Langoliers:

Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s student loan ombudsman

Al Capone: Republican Party Martyr

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Rachel Platten’s nauseatingly overplayed “Fight Song,”

Eric Swallwell is good, too, but he’s very EastCoastNewEngland, and he looks kinda funny.

I don’t think so, but it does make me wonder if Bernie has made some private comments to/around her that have made her wince.

Also: your daily reminder that for all of the sci-fi pageantry these shitgluttons muster when they’re incensed by their messianic administration (SEE: Reagan’s Star Wars); Trump’s billowing neck flab would preclude him from even wearing an astronaut helmet.

FUCKING MEANWHILE