Humongous swaths of conservative American voters: “I DON’T WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO OR WHERE THEY CAN GO OR TAKING THEIR PROPERTY OR RULES OR BUREAUCRACY OR ANY OF THAT!”

Worth reading, regarding that split:

Great, tell us to actually vote for it, though.

Stop, you’ll excite him.

Had one of these on Monday:

Actually sounds like it could be an alright job under a few circumstances. They’re not paid pitifully, plus there’s a decent sign-on bonus, government benefits and a pension- how many of us in the private sector even get a chance at a pension? (weeps in wageslave) You presumably get to patrol the open range with a gun…

In truly cosmic irony, it’s possible, though remote, that we liberals and leftists could be well-served by forming well-regulated militias.

The quality of red meat that Republicans apparently find palatable really goes a long way to explain Trump Steaks.

That is the *actual* issues, yes:

YET:

“The Left”, as if it exists in any meaningful capacity, may be losing this point, but it’s neither just nor sustaining.

Nobody genuinely likes Negronis. Like yeah I think Negronis are delicious after I’ve had two of them, but they’re really just bar-squeezer from old country *italian hands* 

“B-but the American government will surely do a terrible job of handling this, just like it ruins everything else it touches!!!! Also God bless America, Love it or leave it, these colors don’t run, etc.”

Quick! Somebody rub his nose in this comment so that he learns.

Ugh. Goddammit.

-David Foster Wallace

As a petulant homebody, I feel very attacked by all of this.

I went to verify this, so here’s a link just in case anyone is curious:

Can we assume that the proprietors of Corso’s Flower & Garden Center will face extremely stiff penalties for irresponsibly hiring so many supposedly undocumented people?