Nobody genuinely likes Negronis. Like yeah I think Negronis are delicious after I’ve had two of them, but they’re really just bar-squeezer from old country *italian hands* 

“B-but the American government will surely do a terrible job of handling this, just like it ruins everything else it touches!!!! Also God bless America, Love it or leave it, these colors don’t run, etc.”

Quick! Somebody rub his nose in this comment so that he learns.

Ugh. Goddammit.

-David Foster Wallace

As a petulant homebody, I feel very attacked by all of this.

I went to verify this, so here’s a link just in case anyone is curious:

Can we assume that the proprietors of Corso’s Flower & Garden Center will face extremely stiff penalties for irresponsibly hiring so many supposedly undocumented people?

It really is a very direct example of taking the Lord’s name in vain. I just don’t see how they can’t see that.

No, Public Accommodation laws:

The cyber.

Yeah, shitbag citizens rack up DUIs, too. Their presence in this country isn’t conditional, though. There are all sorts of avenues for punishing people who have legal roots- but people who demonstrate that they constantly shirk the laws that keep us safe, and don’t even have a legal recourse to stay? Deportation is a…

I get it, and ICE needs to be reigned in and held accountable on some level for what happened to those kids’ parents, but it doesn’t negate what the Uncle is responsible for. I’m liberal on this whole issue because so many innocent people are being swept up in these dragnet escalations, but my tolerance ends at…

True, true, but School-zone tequila Tuesdays should be for CITIZENS AND PERMANENT RESIDENTS ONLY.

Celestino Hilario Garcia was targeted for removal because he had three criminal convictions for driving under the influence.

I am even angrier at Bee because this would have been an absolutely perfect opportunity to issue a non-apology many of these Right wing idiots are notorious for. “I am sorry you were offended by what I said” would have done splendidly. Oh, is calling a woman a cunt politically incorrect? Huh, funny that...

Oh good, I can write Samantha Bee off to the discard pile, along with Kathy Griffin.

...and she was never seen again...

Dad?