Also what she did wasn’t traitorous. It was serious and illegal and she served her time for it, but airing out our country’s dirty laundry is chores, son.

It doesn’t even need commentary, their own material is the joke.

BE BEST will concentrate on three main pillars: well-being, social media use, and opioid abuse.

We overunderestimated them.

Abort all Republicans.

Yeah, it’s not like these issues just go away if we stop believing in them, like Freddy Krueger or Jesus.

Dumb as it is, blow this story the fuck up. The average American can seemingly not grasp the staggering hypocrisy of those Republicans who claim to be fiscal conservatives all the while voting in line with budget and deficit increases, but they can hopefully understand that these utter milksops now just want free…

Not to mention that it sounds just like a Police description of someone. Not a characterization of someone in particular, but a mere attribute. I wonder how subconscious that is.

Going to call Urban Dictionary bullshit on that whole thing. “the Arabs” lol

You know, I’m finally feeling a bit sympathetic for the whole Barbara Bush death etiquette thing- we should be saving all of our vitriol for Joe’s inevitable demise, not blowing it on insipid old rich ladies.

(Whoa, that’s really going back into the archives)

Ah, yes, no TRUE conservative would support those thoroughly conservative policies.

Blaming all foreign hostilities on the President is something that will probably get you flunked in a high school civics class.

Make sure any and all candidates have served?

You’re in the right on this. I’m not into cop-worship and that Sheriff needs a big slice of humble pie and at least admit that public interest in a notorious case was rekindled by the thorough work of a departed journalist, but to claim that the cops “didn’t do dick” is patently false.

often within shouting distance of one another.

Here’s one of my favourite takedowns of that entire bullshit myth:

Glenn Greenwald nailed it:

While she does rise to defend Trump in some instances, I wouldn’t actually consider her a Trump supporter. She tries to portray herself as one of those staunch Republicans who insists that Trump is neither the new nor the true face of the GOP- which the rest of us know is fucking horseshit, but she’s a deluded moron…

She was a public figure by choice (when it suited her or her brood) and should be judged as such.