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We are a nation at permanent half-mast. Fucking impotent to protect our own children from the actual tyranny of our own neighbours.

It was by all appearances consensual. Until it’s actually verified that he used campaign funds to shut her up, we just don’t care about this shit. We’re not Right-wing hypocrites bleating all day about morality and other people’s bedrooms - the air of apathy around this story is proof of that.

Fuck yourself to death.

Stop leaving it up to individual states that allow for a fractious landscape of enforcement and trade. Firearm registration should be mandatory and federal.

Remarkably, the lower castes are of far more resilient stock due to the accumulation of lead and other heavy metals in their systems.

hah, I like how the boots look as though they’ve never even touched the ground. Like Jr. Dong trudged over to the *delicately enunciated* “ehh, tree stump thingy” wearing some of these:

Outrageous!

These are the same people who believe with all of their heart that the 2nd Amendment was written specifically as a self-destruct button on the very government that the Constitution was outlining. Because that’s what it’d be. Not some lofty origination process to recalibrate contextual powers, but just arming everyone…

Part of me truly thinks it just comes down to that. There really isn’t a discrete ideological divide in this country. There’s just those of us with regular bowel movements, and Republicans.

“I’d vote for him. He’s got tough-on-crime jowls.”

*A self-imposed social spotlight blares upon him, the pressure to articulate an egg pun reaching some absurd critical mass*

Has there ever been a more adequately named franchise than Cracker Barrel?

(psst, look at the numbering of the rules)(pretty sure I am breaking like 2 or 3 rules by pointing this out)

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires, as it were.

This is from just last week:

I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but dial it back a notch there, hoss. People enlist for an entire spectrum of reasons, but let’s not delude ourselves that “dying for strangers’ freedom” is even close to one of them. You want to talk about conscription in past wars and actual existential threats, we can ascribe…

Could be. Or just the random horror that can happen in any major US city flushed with unprecedented numbers of small arms in civilian hands. A horror that disproportionately affects communities of colour.

This is what Republicans do. See basically every “scandal” that followed Hillary Clinton. There are reasons to criticize her and her husband, but none of those reasons drove Whitewater, Benghazi, the email server, Seth Rich, etc. They drum up a whole bunch of shit so that the media hovers over it like flies on a…