[MOM JOKE]

IT’S A ZAC EFRON TATTOO AND IT’S CALLED SUSHI

Muscle weighs more than fat and shit weighs even less.

I must admit I have been kind of troubled over the litany of insistence that he is in mental decline or actually suffering from a degenerative condition.

“But that was a long time ago, haven’t they had plenty of time to recover?” *peripherally twitches*