This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

This entire video reminded me of the music video shoot in Wayne's World the movie, where Rob Lowe is working over Wayne's girlfriend, Tia Carrerrererereererrr (or however her name is spelled).
HERE is a picture of said scene.
Now take that, add in porno-levels of ass, and it is basically the exact same video. Rob…

"She makes a number of mentions of all the "skinny bitches" basically telling them to step aside. I'm sure she likes some skinny bitches-she and Rihanna are friends, after all—but this is an ode to her "fat ass big bitches in the club." You may disagree with her choice of language, but I dunno guys, I just can't be…

This is your ass and self-image on capitalism kids. Pay attention.

Weirdly dead in the eyes. Especially from someone who usually oozes charisma.

Given all the insane shit Nicki has had to put up with regarding her body, I get the impulse to rise against that, and good for her. But can it not be done in a way that doesn't shame other women? Does it always have to be big ass vs skinny ass? Maybe a song about accepting all forms of ass in a club just wouldn't…

So Drake died after that, right? Also, she's totally farting bubbles into the water.

They are, I can not lie. All you other viewers can't deny...

Awful, shitty person. I took care of my old dogs until they had to be put down. When your 12 year old lab becomes incontinent, and messes in the house, and slips and falls in it, so that you have to carry them downstairs to the yard, bathe them, and then carry them back up so that you can clean up the mess they…

Sunday night rant: Sometimes it fucking astonishes me how cruel people are to their pets. Ever read through pet adoption from owner listings? Holy shit. Here's one for a fourteen year old Yorkie:

Vagina: nature's clutch.

For some reason, I initially read this as "extraterrestrial dating sites" and got waaaaayyy too excited.

Yes! You might be able to do a credible study about why people cheat using data from Ashley Madison or maybe a study on the effects of cheating on the unfaithful partner, but it's laughable that you could draw reliable conclusions about humanity as a whole from just looking at AshleyMadison users. Even then the data…

Yeah, I think the problem here is, from the sound of the article, that he doesn't have a proper control group. He's also oversimplifying how people self-report cheating behavior (his statement about it being on that website or in the counselor's office.) I want to know if his study has been peer reviewed, because if…

So this guy's outlook on the sociological history and tenets of marriage, relationships and monogamy is "I want to be married and cheat and women should just understand that and appreciate my greatness. But still feel bad because if you don't feel bad it's no fun to cheat, but forgive me because I'm so awesome."

If our society stopped caring about monogamy, Ashley Madison would go out of business.

I just want to be clear on the selection bias. They're using ONLY data from people that cheat to say monogamy is a failure FOR EVERYONE. Isn't that a bit like using interviews with atheists to "prove" about how organized religion is a massive failure? I'm not defending either institution, but using those who have…

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about the "turns out it's real!" aspect. For fuck's sake, of course it's real. Why do we need science to validate what so many women have been experiencing for eons - like, "turns out you're not just a hysterical, lying, cry baby." I do recognize that the medicalization of any and all…

I love the lone penguins strolling the beach at 33 and 57 seconds. Both on their way to do very important penguin things.