If you have the extra room available, this is a great idea. My wife and I designed and built our own house, and we have mirror image bedrooms connected by a spacious bathroom. There's a name for it — Master Suite. We love each other dearly, but if we were forced to sleep in the same bed or room we would eventually…

Why dont you guys just sleep in separate bedrooms?

In other words, you have to get your room to the point where you ask yourself, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

I have used eye masks in the past but the elastic runs out on them and so I grew tired of replacing them. I tried one that tied, but the knot would bother me.

A t-shirt? Why not just wear an eye mask? My wife and I both started wearing eye masks while working the graveyard shift, and continue to wear them out of habit, even now that we've gone back to sleeping at night. She also wears earplugs for the same reason (the effective ones that look like they are made out of a…

Not super easy to sleep with earphones in. Not sure I want to ask her to do so when I can use earplugs. It is workable for now but I might try the white noise generator some folks talk about.

cant put up curtains? what kind of nazi landlord do you have? If its holes in the walls, thats what they make that wall putty stuff for. If thats the case, get some painter's tape (wide rolls) and just tape up curtains. I've also seen people use aluminum foil too since it can almost be pressed into the window seal w/o…

I sleep with a fan on year round for that very reason. I can't sleep if there is any discernible noise, and I also find that when it's too quiet that keeps me awake too. White noise has saved my sanity.

Basically, this.

Too bad I don't like sleeping with my blinds closed. And the moonlight that sometimes shines on my bed is too majestic to lose. And I have a tendency to come up with some interesting thoughts before I fall asleep that I just have to write down on the nearest source, which is my phone.

Metal handcuffs is a rookie move.

I hate 50 shades of grey for doing this. I'm sure buying cvs handcuffs holds appeal for suburban moms who feel so edgy because they just fucked in a non-missionary position for the first time.

This is a public health issue. You don't want to immunize your children, fine. But don't expect them to be allowed in school. Check out what Australia did to this anti-vax nonsense.

You called me a fascist then suggested I was mentally disabled. Yes that is what you said.

Of all the unanswered questions of our time, perhaps the most important is: ‘What is Fascism?’

Here here! Refusal to immunize should be a cause for a visit from Child Services. It not just their kids these obliviots are putting at risk, its every kid.

This is why I am fine with charging parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids with child endangerment and just putting them in prison.

Found it! Of course now it means I'm not from the future. No lottery for me!!

You're from the future.

I think we had this story already, like a week ago? Or am I from the future?