Nope. This still does absolutely nothing to explain why a smartwatch is anything but a useless gimmick for people with far too much expendable income and far too few internal resources for their own good.

After reading this, I don’t know if I want to kill myself or if it’s the most glorious time in human history in which to be alive.

“Unpopular” suggests edgy. You aren’t. You’re just ignorant and wrong.

I will never stop laughing at this unexpectedly at random times for the rest of my life. Thank you. Merry Christmas!

I hope the gent who was kicked off the plane for flying while black winds up owning that POS racist pilot.

You’re appallingly ignorant.

Except that’s not what happened.

Yikes, girl. If youre dedicated to expressing such passionate views in public, the first thing you need to do is work hard on your reading comprehension, because you have zero.

I bet you’re genuinely unaware that you just played yourself in spectacular fashion here, aren’t you.

I will speak for whomever and whenever I damn well please, and you can die mad about it. Just because you’re on the spectrum doesn’t mean you’re either correct or that you have the right to tell others what they can say, especially when you assume things about them that are incorrect in the first place. And even more…

Nonsense. You’re trying to pick gnat shit out of pepper.

Are you insinuating that autistic persons are the result of subpar parenting? Because that’s a sick cartload of bullshit right there. Being autistic does not mean a person is damaged or subpar / the result of subpar genetics. Unless, of course, one happens to be a science-illiterate bigot. I know plenty of…

THANK you. OMG, why is this not the only and immediate response?

I wish I could star this 10 billion times and have it permanently imprinted inside the eyelids of every gamerbro who behaves this way. Toxic trash.

I’m Italian. I grew up eating spinach sauteed with olive oil and garlic by the ton, and to this day it’s an ultimate comfort food. I will often have it for lunch or dinner with nothing but a loaf of very crusty, dense semolina bread, the kind that takes a couple days to stale even when it’s left out, and can be used…

This is one of the most foul and disgusting meals I could ever imagine and a damn sad waste of garlic.

They come out of the night, like zombies, to defend him whenever his name is mentioned.

THANK you.

It’s about damn time.

Comfy if you’re a masochistic psychopath, maybe.