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May 26 2015
8

For now; just wait until the first time they tell him “no.” We’ll be looking at a Category 5 Lohan.

May 25 2015
53

I used it. My 3rd child was a “runner”. He hated being in a stroller (and at two he was well able to walk so fuck that) and have you ever tried walking around with your arm above your head all day? Not fun, so I imagine it would suck for him to have to hold my hand waaay up there. So we put a monkey backpack on him, Read more

May 25 2015
7

My oldest niece who is now 22 was leashed as a kid because she never met a stranger and would wander off. She would bark at people sometimes which made my mom mad because my sister was treating her like a dog. She’s a perfectly “normal” adult. Read more

May 25 2015
18

Good grief I love seeing kids wearing those money backpacks with the long tail-leash. Every time I see one I giggle to myself and quietly say “Hehe, monkey on their back...”

May 25 2015
46

I thought I’d never leash my kid. Until at 3 he developed a thing where he hated holding hands but was too big for a stroller. I didn’t feel safe with him just walking along side of me in Philly and any ask of his hand was met with a big ol’ NOPE. I finally leashed him. Problem solved. Both happy.

May 25 2015
92

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

May 23 2015
485

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic Read more

May 23 2015
1

I don’t know if those can be changed by popular referendum though?

May 23 2015
22

This makes me very happy, and I’m neither gay nor Irish, just human.

May 22 2015
60

This is like 50% of my booze consumption in the summer. What am I supposed to drink when we are recapping Game of Thrones and eating Chinese takeout? What am I supposed to drink when it is too early for whiskey or I am trying to pretend to be a delicate flower? OH THE HUMANITY!

May 21 2015
9

I had a hairless that slept in my shirts. When he was a baby I put him in my sports bra so he could be needy and I could be hands free. Mr. McHairless was the only good thing about dating my ex :(.

May 21 2015
190

It’s not about making the woman look bad, it’s about violating her privacy in the pursuit of vengeance. You’re spot on about the scumbag part tho.

May 21 2015
230

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.