When will Kindle related violence end!?

Someone get Mike Huckabee on the phone.

For now; just wait until the first time they tell him “no.” We’ll be looking at a Category 5 Lohan.

So is this the Hancock sequal we deserve but not the one we need?

I used it. My 3rd child was a “runner”. He hated being in a stroller (and at two he was well able to walk so fuck that) and have you ever tried walking around with your arm above your head all day? Not fun, so I imagine it would suck for him to have to hold my hand waaay up there. So we put a monkey backpack on him,…

My oldest niece who is now 22 was leashed as a kid because she never met a stranger and would wander off. She would bark at people sometimes which made my mom mad because my sister was treating her like a dog. She’s a perfectly “normal” adult.

Good grief I love seeing kids wearing those money backpacks with the long tail-leash. Every time I see one I giggle to myself and quietly say “Hehe, monkey on their back...”

I thought I’d never leash my kid. Until at 3 he developed a thing where he hated holding hands but was too big for a stroller. I didn’t feel safe with him just walking along side of me in Philly and any ask of his hand was met with a big ol’ NOPE. I finally leashed him. Problem solved. Both happy.

Until your child is more trainable than a dog I think a leash is totally appropriate.

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic…

This is the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

I don’t know if those can be changed by popular referendum though?

This makes me very happy, and I’m neither gay nor Irish, just human.

This is like 50% of my booze consumption in the summer. What am I supposed to drink when we are recapping Game of Thrones and eating Chinese takeout? What am I supposed to drink when it is too early for whiskey or I am trying to pretend to be a delicate flower? OH THE HUMANITY!

I had a hairless that slept in my shirts. When he was a baby I put him in my sports bra so he could be needy and I could be hands free. Mr. McHairless was the only good thing about dating my ex :(.

It’s not about making the woman look bad, it’s about violating her privacy in the pursuit of vengeance. You’re spot on about the scumbag part tho.

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.

They just blame the girls like they always do.