You’re right in the fact that investigations are often invasive and exhausting, but this is the same girl who carried a mattress for like two years. If she had the strength to do that she could have... maybe should have used it to follow through with the investigation.

There was pretty much no evidence that could prove he raped Emma, but there are a number of complaints against him, such as the one detailed in this article.

“The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, “Hey, no, come on, let’s go back downstairs.” He didn’t listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me…

Why didn’t Emma go to the police first? A college isn’t equipped to conduct an investigation of this nature. And they’re far more concerned about saving face than actually delivering justice.

Correction: We do some sexual activity in private in this country, depending on how exactly you define sexual activity.

Consenting adults? A’ight then. You do you.

Maybe instead of putting all the responsibility on customers and nail techs we could appeal to cosmetics companies to make their products less toxic, or landlords to ensure proper ventilation in their buildings?

As I said below, I don’t think she disapproves, just that she has a parental or familial view of these kids and it’s difficult for her to see.

She didn’t even get a Last Fuckable Day party.

I can be fancy! I know what en papillote is! It’s usually in parchment paper, but not always. I just ran out of parchment paper. I think I bought that roll in the late 90’s. That’s how much en papillote happens around here.

We should be so lucky! Kidding!

I have a lot of regrets about not transitioning in my childhood, but not being able to be in the Girl Scouts is one of those ones I keep coming back to.

No one even thought of working after having kids, and few have any plans to go back even when the kids have left home.

I find a woodchipper a far more satisfying method.

Nooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I were you , I’d take precautions...

Fuck arsenic. Let’s bring back opium dens and over the counter dexedrine.

It helps if you know you are going to be arrested. Then you can get a haircut, get your suit freshly pressed and choose the correct tie to wear.

I look quite beautiful in all of mine.

Very few people look nice and normal in mugshots.