Glad to see every commenter on here comes from a state with no impediments to registering/voting AND states where races aren’t already decided based on the letter next to a candidate’s name.

Slowpoke Rodriguez. Discuss.

The Godfather the book has an entire C-plot about how big Sonny Corleone’s dick is and Jaws the book prominently features the mob and Hooper and Mrs. Brody having an affair. Pretty much every great film from the golden era of movies is lightyears better than the book it’s based on.

If Lombardi parlaying “knowing exactly how Belichick takes his coffee” into years of NFL employment AND a post-NFL media/writing career isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is.

I want her to divorce him so court-filed documents can reveal how broke Donald actually is.

I’ve always believed he’s suffering from severe arrested development and desperate to outgrow his father’s shadow. He got his start with daddy’s name and daddy’s money and he’s been desperate to prove his own worth since.

This Man’s Father is a Millionaire Who Should Be a Billionaire.

Having seen him live a handful of times, and knowing he has expressed an interest in signing with WWE, don’t sleep on Keith Lee as possibly the first black WWE champ. Dude is incredible.

-During the summer of 1998 I believe, it felt like Richard Hidalgo would homer every Astros game I managed to catch on TV.

I get not wanting to seem like a homer, but you can’t hand-wave Randy Moss on this one. He belongs at or near the top of any ring-gifting discussion.

I mean, multiple conservative talking heads last night brought up Canada’s system as some kind of boogeyman we should be terrified of (apparently ya’ll love your system when you’re healthy, until you need healthcare, then you come running to the glorious free market system of the US of A. Who knew?!). It’s just a…

I cried at the end of the Wayans brothers joint “The Sixth Man” when (spoiler alert?) the dead brother goes to the afterlife and leaves Marlon Wayans behind. My sister cried at the first Pokemon Movie when (spoiler alert??) Ash gets turned to stone.

The show is piping hot trash, but the Entourage theme is a pretty good Jane’s Addiction song.

“My son already at his ass up twice.”

Agreed, but what is this current roster when LeBron starts to decline in 3-4 (20?) years? I’m of the mind that I’d rather suck while LeBron is still on top, so I can be on the come up when/if he finally starts to decline.

A truly unhealthy love of Larry Bird. That’s how they handle it.

Got the pleasure of seeing him and Shane Taylor (as the Pretty Boy Killers) versus Dalton Castle’s Boys at WrestleCircus in Austin. He was incredible. Kid’s gonna be a star.

Does this strike anyone else as a countdown to a high-profile booster flipping on OU or OSU if they ever actually come after him/her under this statute? In that sense, I’m all for it.

-Io, while chewing on cud

If you were a pro wrestler, what would you want your finishing move to be? I’ve always thought the Frog Splash was cool.