Please let Edge Lambert have been named after:

And it’s a shame YOUR generation thinks they can gloss over how actively worthless and watching-paint-dry uninteresting you all are by screaming “class!” over and over.

I don’t think it’s an entire history of beards if Olivia Munn’s name doesn’t get mentioned.

I’d argue Chvrches’ cover of “I Would Die 4 You” is a pretty excellent recent addition to this list.

Calling Kelly Buchburger Kelly Butt-burger was really crucial in helping eight year old me deal with the Oilers upsetting the Stars in the first round in 1997.