Wonderful! Good for her, and good for Sports Illustrated. She looks gorgeous.

Still don’t give two fucks. I’m good.

I’ve been listening to him since grade school. Nature Trail to Hell! In 3-D!

The band could really turn this into a big PR movement by just changing their name. Do a tour with the singer Lady A as the opening act. But why would they do that when there are all these unused lawyers sitting around?

I don’t think racism has anything to do with this.

Billy Joel Armstrong

I miss James Gandolfini so much. What a loss.

Weird Al Yankovic might be one of the greatest musical geniuses of the last 50 years. These are more than just parodies or covers. He just keeps going and going and going.

It’s demanding and difficult in various ways, and I love that about it.

I’ve hated Grease since before you were born, friend.

New one for ya -

I don’t think I’ve watched more than ten minutes of this show total. I remember when it was popular, a lot of my friends were into it, but I just didn’t get it. Adults pretending to be teenagers and singing? Pass.

Thanks! I’m looking forward to seeing how they wrap it up regardless. I’m expecting something pretty damn great, given how this second half is going.

I prefer verbal harassment when it comes to insulting clitorises.

It’s certainly not comparable to death and I mean no disrespect, but wasn’t there also another actress from this show who got outed as a racist idiot?

Hey, Reid’s talents are limited. It was either this or another goddamned Steamed Hams meme.

The 7-11 by me is run by a bunch of Cletuses who think they’re safe because there is a large plastic shield in front of the counter now. Pretty sure some microscopic death particles can make it under that foot of open space at the bottom of that shield, Cletus.

Oh, and if you’re one of the many idiots having SUCH a hard time with this game because there are girls in it or something, take your tiny little disenfranchised penis and fuck the fuck off. I hope that one day when you grow up, you’ll realize how much of a complete asshole you’re being over a fucking videogame.

I love when Uncle Bill gets mad.

The Last of Us Part II continues to warp my fragile little mind. It’s exactly what I wanted, and so much more. Just the physics of the game blow me away, let alone the story or the visuals or anything else. I will never understand how they managed to make the extension cord/rope thing work so perfectly well.