Phillip repeatedly came off as a crazy person regardless of his skin color. I remember one time when his tribe won a reward challenge and got to take a shower and take a dip in a swimming pool at some resort, but instead of showering before he got in the pool, he just jumped right in. All the dirt and muck he was…

Tip 1: Choke a bitch.

I start to go nuts when my hair gets any longer than about an inch, so I get it. And as far as his image, I just mean that he might not want to be the late night guy who shows up onscreen looking perfect. There are ways to get your hair cut right now, but clearly he’s not doing that for whatever reason.

You should befriend fewer blind hairstylists.

Man, I miss Drew and Scott on ‘80s All Over. What an excellent concept for a podcast.

This was the first movie I ever saw at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (then known as Mann’s Chinese Theatre after Mann Theaters changed the name in 1973). I was 16, and really had no idea what to expect. I think it was one of the first places I ever drove on my own, as well, having gotten my license and my first car…

I personally know people who have gotten people to come cut their hair in their garages. Everyone wears masks, no one’s gotten sick, it works. I imagine Colbert could do that as well if he wanted to, but it also might look weird if he just showed up on camera one night with a perfect do. Stephen’s not the guy who…

Thanks for the tip, Thumper.

Meh. Much more afraid of his followers.

Classic Jesus ‘Loophole’ Christ move for ya.

Yiff away, furry friend.

You and me both.

Stupid lazy Jesus. Always intervening right at the end.

Interesting, but I didn’t say anything about those people. Did you reply to the wrong comment?

What the FUCK kind of awful timeline is this where an article about Yello’s ‘Oh Yeah’ appears on AV Club and Duff Man is not mentioned? A pox on all of your houses. Especially your house, Reid. Or your shitty little apartment you share with six other people, most likely.

Or just stand there unimpressed with our arms folded.

Drop towers! How the fuck do they work?

So brakes, then. The answer is brakes.

I’m glad we agree.