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I’m a ND fanboy for sure, so I admit I am biased. Not totally necessary to play anything except the first TLOU before this one, but on the other hand, if you do, you’ll be able to see how some of the tech from UC4 and LL has been expanded upon and ported over into TLOU2. It’s like watching their abilities as game

Airplane peanuts! Amirite?!

Took a long, deep dive into The Last of Us Part II, and I fucking adore it. You know how when you watch a good Scorsese movie, it feels like you’re living someone else’s life for a couple hours? That’s what this game feels like. It blows me away how Naughty Dog keeps learning from their previous games to improve upon

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Speaking of ten minutes, here he is being an utter trashbag with two other trashbags as they talk about how badly they treat women in text messages.

That’s the one.

That’s what I’m doing - pointing out one of the ‘between the lines’ of this story to further condemn this asshole. Chris D’Elia is clearly a garbage person, and taking advantage of the fact that people of that age are very often overwhelmed by fame and are insecure to the point of extreme gullibility is fucking

The fuck? Do you somehow know about the personal lives of 90% of all celebrities?

We’re all on the edge of our seats. Keep tapping out that Morse code.

I think I’m about halfway through it, but this is hands down one of the best games I’ve every played. You know how when you watch a Scorsese movie, and by the time you’re done with it, you feel as if you’ve lived someone else’s life for a few hours? That’s what this game feels like.

You do that.

Too many stand-up comedy slang in here for me. I’m out. Try the fish.

Yeah, that’s much better. I’d even suggest distorting the hook you left in so it’s a little less shouty and up front in the mix. It’s worse when it’s JUST Flav doing the hook, too. When Chuck jumps in with him and doubles it up, it’s not nearly as bad. I don’t know the name of the effect, but you know when you take

This person is undoubtedly garbage. Also (and I’m really not trying to blame the victim here) but if you are a 17-year-old woman who clearly must know it is both gross and illegal for then-37-year-old adults to be propositioning you, don’t be stupid enough to answer his private messages on social media because your

He’s a self-admitted sex addict and a bit of a bluebeard (gets into consecutive relationships with women and then breaks them off with little to no mention or warning), but none of that is illegal. Maybe lay off the beer for a while and actually read the stories you’re linking to before making false accusations.

Um, he is not.

No one should die in a Zanies. Not for real, anyway.

The last four years have revealed how gross we are on a normal day.

Remember early on in this fucking clown show, there were people actually defending Melania because CLEARLY she was being held against her will and MADE to do all the terrible things she now routinely does? Wasn’t the rallying cry FREE MELANIA or SAVE MELANIA or somesuch? I remember arguing with one of these people and

They could shoot it with the Hubble telescope, but that wouldn’t change the fact that it’s not funny.