perfectengine
Perfect Engine
perfectengine

Sweetie, you really need to try the decaf. Your desperate need for paragraph breaks occurs in your original post, and as far as your misspellings, well...

I like how he refers to all of this stuff as being humorous, while absolutely none of it is actually funny. If they’re going to take the ‘it was a joke’ escape hatch when they got caught, the least these weirdos could do in their rants is actually be funny.

“Space force? The fuck is a space force?” - Donald Trump, hearing this news

I just discovered that there was a series in 1978 called Space Force that was also about a bumbling crew of scientists and astronauts.

Twitter: Because Fuck Nuance

If I’m wrong, I’m wrong, but that’s what came to mind.

That’s seriously one of my favorite episodes. It’s like an old episode of ‘The Virginian’ or something. That shot where the AT-ST walks into camp is awesome.

Could be anything, but I took that as meaning he saw some woman’s boob by accident.

I also hate how much weight we put on something called a tweet.

Funnier? More effective? Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

I will do so, sir. Best to you.

I needed another yacht!

Great guy, bad tweet.

Hate to butt in, Doc, but I got another profile for you to report. Already flagged one of its posts.

Yup! I remember not believing he was the villain until it became well apparent that he was.

I can’t believe you confused My Dinner With Andre with that lost episode of Sesame Street no one talks about anymore.

Hot Rod is a very silly comedy movie with Andy Samberg. It’s parodying ‘80s movies like Footloose in that scene. 

Does that include the extended cut? I’m too lazy to look, but I just watched that last week, and it went on forever. Decent movie, but holy fucking long.

I’m pretty sure I hit my 78th birthday while watching Funny People, and I’m only 47.

I love this post. Let’s make this movie instead.