I don’t know where or when that screencap is from, but it’s actually Patrick. But Lumpy works much better, so fuck it. Sean Lumpy Hannity it is.

And a bad one, at that.

:: Ivan Drago starts beating up Mikhail Gorbachev ::

Sorry, but I gotta know. What’s an LP shirt? Lollapalooza?

I was about to come shit on you before I saw the second line of that. We all have bad opinions when we’re young. I used to think Led Zeppelin were terrible.

I rode with a friend to Hemet, CA at about 6 AM because he had to appear in court, and there was a line of us standing outside the courthouse about 20 minutes before it opened. We’re all tired, we’re all freezing, and some idiot comes up to us and starts rattling on about how we should all accept Jesus Christ into our…

Because those people don’t know or understand the reality and logistics of how movies are actually made, and (thanks to the cults of personality that social media is way too good at creating) get way too into idolizing people after they make one thing they like. Sometimes that person you like just gets in over their…

Dude, it’s a nearly 30-year-old music video, not an international scandal.

Yup. I remember they released it on a single I have buried somewhere, and I always wondered why it wasn’t on the record. Miles better.

I believe it. I saw him pull more than a few tiny young women from the front of the crowd when they were getting smashed against the barricade.

Best way to piss them off is to tell them the truth.

Slightly off-topic, but the video and live version of ‘Even Flow’ is so much better than what’s on Ten. Perfectly captures the energy of their live shows back in the ‘90s. I remember seeing them at Lollapalooza way back when, and Eddie climbed a rope ladder all the way up into the lighting rig above the stage, and…

Yeah, Republicans certainly are overachievers in that regard, ain’t they.

I agree. Kinda like how Chronicle was almost a superhero movie, but not quite. I really did like the casting, though. Jamie Bell as Ben Grimm could’ve worked really well in the right director’s hands.

They’re either worn ironically or worn by someone who will tell you all about what’s wrong with women after a few too many mint juleps.

That’s been something on my mind, as well, but I wasn’t quite sure how to phrase it. There is no ‘Trank cut’ to assemble because it was never shot.

I remember! I had a friend who was a fan of his for some reason. There was something about him I never really trusted, though, and now here we are. Just like the rest of them, he’s just chasing the money. Most likely in rubles.

I don’t, actually! Only seen a few episodes. Not my fandom. You got me.

Extreme gastrointestinal distress from swallowing so many shovels full of unadulterated horseshit each and every day.

They make you look like a fussy little shit. They make you look like a college professor with a history of sexual assault. They look like a gaily-painted medieval torture device. They make your head look like a dressed Christmas ham.