The fact that this asshole got nine likes on that headlong run into a brick wall reassures me how badly this place absolutely fucking sucks now.

You should go look up sarcasm now. It’s gonna blow your mind.

I would like to do shrooms with Anna Kendrick and her sex doll.

One thing I’m looking forward to about the apocalypse is the long-overdue death of all the terrible buzzwords and purposeful misspellings of perfectly viable words in tech culture. May every dropped vowel and horrifically arranged jumble of incongruous consonants die miserably and alone.

He’s Shaun of the Dead. Sgt. Nicholas Angel. Gary King. Benji Dunn. Tim Bisley. Dengar on The Clone Wars. Montgomery Scott. Unkar Plutt. One of the Thompsons. He co-wrote Star Trek Beyond. Good enough for me.

Hork is actually used in the classic ‘Strange Brew’, as well. I can’t watch this movie and hear that line without thinking of it.

Yeah, because Disney fans would never buy anything with one of its characters on the label.

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE

Holy shit, he totally does! lol

I bet if I pulled your hair hard enough, you’d do what I wanted you to do, too.

I rarely find Brad Garrett good or funny, but man, he kills it in this movie.

concern trolling

I hope so. I could use some diet pills that actually work.

I really would’ve enjoyed seeing Simon Pegg do this. We don’t get nearly enough visits from Shaun on our screens these days.

I do appreciate how ‘stan’ is a combination of the words ‘stalker’ and ‘fan’, though. Maybe not officially as part of its definition (I am not young and therefore do not know), but it’s just an interesting little word nerd thing that I enjoy.

Check out ‘Detroit’, too. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow, and timely as fuck right now.

The first 30 minutes of Wall-E is like watching Charlie Chaplin.

Gonna rewatch it tonight. Been a minute.

I love the clips he puts on his Instagram with all of his family. He’s got a BIG family, and it’s always a party when they get together.

Tomorrowland, too. He goes on about the power of the team in his various commentaries, as well. I forget which, but it barely matters. They’re all good.